...I LIKE CHINESE... by Monty Python --------------------................ *from 'Monty Python Sings' (1989)* Intro: (Spoken): G Adim D The world today seems absolutely crackers, G Adim D With nuclear bombs to blow us all sky high. G There are fools and idiots sitting on the trigger; A7 D It's depressing and it's senseless and that's why... Verse 1: G A7 D7 I like Chinese, I like Chinese; they only come up to your knees. G E7 A7 D7 Yet they're always friendly, and they're ready to please. Verse 2: G A7 I like Chinese, I like Chinese, D7 There's nine hundred million of them in the world today; G E7 A7 D7 You'd better learn to like them, that what's I say! Chorus 1: G A7 D7 I like Chinese, I like Chinese; they come from a long way overseas. G E7 A7 D7 But they're cute and they're cuddly and they're ready to please. Verse 3: G A7 I like Chinese food; the waiters, never are rude. D7 Think of the many things, they've done to impress; G E7 A7 D7 There's Maoism, Taoism, I Ching, and Chess. Chorus 2: G A7 D7 So I like Chinese, I like Chinese, I like their tiny little trees. G E7 A7 D7 Their Zen, their ping-pong, their Yin and Yang-ese. Verse 4: G A7 I like Chinese thought, the wisdom that Confucius taught. D7 If Darwin is anything to shout about; G E7 A7 D7 The Chinese will sur-vive us all, with-out any doubt. Chorus 3: G A7 D7 I like Chinese, I like Chinese; they only come up to your knees. G E7 A7 D7 Yet they're wise and they're witty, and they're ready to please. Chorus 4: G A7 D7 I like Chinese, I like Chinese; their food is guaranteed to please. G E7 A7 D7 A fourteen, a seven, a nine and ly-chees. Chorus 5: G A7 D7 So I like Chinese, I like Chinese; I like their tiny little trees. G E7 A7 D7 Their Zen, their ping-pong, their Yin and Yang-ese. Chorus 6: G A7 I like Chinese, I like Chinese... (Fade) CHORD DIAGRAMS: --------------- G Adim D A7 D7 E7 EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE 320003 xx2323 xx0232 x02223 xx0212 020100 Tabbed by Joel from cLuMsY, Bristol, England, 2005 (clumsyband@hotmail.com)